Showing posts with label 金句. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 金句. Show all posts

Saturday, September 20, 2008

《家好》 十大經典金句


上集《溏心風暴》金句連場,最經典要數大契(李司棋)的「邊個係人,邊個係鬼,我一眼睇得出。」以及「呢度唔係法庭、唔需要證據,我對眼就係證據。」相比《家好月圓》金句稍遜,但仍有無數精景句語出現,部分網友精選「十大經典金句」如下。

(1)荷媽﹕人在做,天在看!
(2)管家仔﹕唔使驚,荷媽o係大廳。
(3)阿卡﹕阿婆行得快,肯定有古怪。
(4)荷媽﹕你就真係羅婆喇!你羅錢、羅籲數、羅便宜!
(5)荷媽﹕多行夜路必遇鬼,多行不義必自斃。
(6)Sa姨﹕就算佢淨番一條底褲,我都要扯佢一半。
(7)Sa姨﹕堂就大過姑,姑就大過姨,姨就大過表叔公,表叔公大過表叔婆,表叔婆大過表伯……
(8)阿卡﹕唔好打,唔好打得咁細力,打大力d!
(9)Jo飽﹕人在天堂,錢在銀行。
(10)阿月﹕我的Jo飽是月亮,初一十五不一樣。

*Credits to mingpao

Saturday, February 16, 2008

MK Sun Funny Sayings

Since I enjoyed "Survivor's Law II" so much, here is a 重溫 of MK's 對白 with Lily. By just reading these, 我真係由個心都笑出嚟呀!

MK鈴聲:有件蛋散搵你!

第1集:
MK:別怪她...別怪她...
Lily:唔好唱呢首歌得唔得呀,好難聽呀!!
Lily:你架車真係好臭下喎,會唔會有啲死老鼠,死曱甴爬出嚟㗎?
MK:你把口夠臭啦,會唔會有死老鼠喺裡面呀?
Lily:咦!!乜連襪都有一隻喺度㗎!
MK:唔好亂咁「抄」呀,一陣間「抄」埋啲底幻,咸書,大家尷尬呀!
Lily:收得工啦,你快啲走啦!
MK:收咩工啫,我都係律師嚟㗎!

第2集:
Lily:唔該你尊重下你自己嘅職業啦,你話曬都係一個律師嚟㗎,咁嘅身世返工都唔知似乜!
MK:我咁嘅身世返工唔代表我唔尊重呢份工,你著到成雀咁夠似砵蘭街開工啦!

MK:嘩! 師父真係神仙放屁,不同凡嚮呀! 冇跟錯師父呀!
Lily:喂,好心你講嘢唔好咁核突,得唔得㗎啫!
MK:我講嗰啲呀,係中國好有傳統嘅諺語呀,好有文化㗎! 你啲假鬼妹唔識㗎!

MK:愛情唔係靠禮物來證明,係靠上床,上床咪證明到囉,愛唔係講,係做㗎!

第3集:
MK:喂,你唔好抵毀我人格喎!
Lily:人格? 乜唔覺你有嘅!

MK:快啲覆機呀! 孫俐俐,你係咪跌咗落屎坑呀? 係呀單聲我知,等我屙多篤落去。好快啲拎翻個輪畀我呀,唔該你唔好玩嘢,覆機!

第4集:
Vincent:點解你做親啲嘢都咁踩界啫?
MK:點解你咁靚仔㗎啫!!

Lily:“傷人39”(侵害人身罪條例)
MK:點呀? “XX27”一個女人去到27歲都仲未有男朋友係容易心煩氣燥啲㗎啦!

達仔:咩嘢叫做感情呀?
MK:好複雜㗎,講你都唔明啦!
達仔:咁一見鍾情呢?
MK:啲大人嘅玩意,細路仔問嚟做咩呀!
達仔:咩嘢係一見鍾情呀?
MK:即係譬如你...好鍾意食豬扒,突然間見到塊豬扒想咬落去,咁咪係一見鍾意囉!
達仔:咁...如果有一見鍾情,點解有啲人話感情要培養呀?
MK:咁有啲人唔鍾意食豬扒㗎嘛...但對下對下都想一啖咬落去,咁咪培養感情囉!
達仔:嗲啲媽咪對咗咁耐都冇感情咩,點解佢哋要離婚呀?
MK:咁大人嘅嘢,細路仔問咁多做咩呢!
達仔:佢哋離婚,我會跟邊個呀?
MK:我唔知喎!
達仔:我跟嗲啲定係媽咪呀?
MK:我都話唔知囉!
達仔:問世間情為何物?!
MK:夠喇!!!

第5集:
Lily:乜你有個女㗎?
MK:喂,叫聲爸爸就係我個女呀? 我叫你老婆,你同我上床!

Lily:我個樣點呀?
MK:正呀! 正過我今朝早餐!
Lily:你今朝食咩呀?
MK:豬扒!

第5集:
MK:男人撇女呀,有幾多個藉口呀! 係你先信㗎啫,人頭豬癲雞! 你呀,喊死都冇人理你呀! 感情用事,做嘢又冇心,唔認真,你返屋企做千金小姐啦!

第5集
MK:反對!
Lily:你反對乜嘢呀?
MK:你乜我都反對!
Lily:我反對你反對呀!
MK:我夠反對你反對囉!
Lily:哼...
MK:呵!...

第6集:
管理員:辛萬軍小朋友,你嘅屋企人家寶喺噴水池邊等緊你。

Lily:你呢個寡情薄倖嘅賤男人,你對我一字一句都係假情假意㗎,我對你癡心一偏,你就當我黐鬼線,我話畀你聽呀,你簡直就係狼心狗肺,天地不容,衣冠禽獸,卑鄙無恥下流賤格嘅賤男人,你去死啦!

寶寶:爸爸,你因住整爛我啲嘢呀!
MK:你喺隻癲雞度住咗幾日啫,乜多咁多行李㗎! 啲gift好重呀,唔攞返去得唔得呀?
寶寶:樣樣都好有用㗎!
MK:有咩咁巴閉呀?!
寶寶:返到去你咪知囉,快啲行啦!

MK:跟咗隻癲雞幾日,變咗隻八歲嘅癲雞!
阿飛:一個只得八歲嘅孫律師,真係聽到都打冷震呀!

第7集
MK同副校長講:我讚你靚女,唔代表我輕佻,係坦白同誠實嘅表現。

第10集
MK:嘩!最新款嘅跑車胎呀?淋啲跑得快啲呀?
Lily:嘿!
MK:我唔會幫你嘅!
Lily:你係咪男人嚟㗎?
MK:我梗係男人啦!我個個女人都幫,係你就唔幫!

副校長:請問兩位有冇同家寶講下一啲性教育嘅知識呢?
MK:哦...都有教佢要喺適當嘅時候要嗌唔好嘅,始終女仔丫嘛。
副校長:辛先生,辛太太...
Lily:等陣先,頭先你嗌我咩話?
副校長:辛太囉!
Lily:Excuse me! 因為呢一個呢,就絕對唔會係我嘅husband囉!同埋,我只不過係寶寶嘅臨時監護人嚟㗎咋。
MK:你想做辛太呀? 發夢你!
Lilly:你想我做辛太? Dream on!
MK:你發夢呀!哼!

第12集:
MK:你個𡃁妹,駛唔駛踩到Noel姐姐咁盡呀,話曬都係女仔呀!
寶寶:你對Noel姐姐都冇意思嘅,唔好阻住人哋啲時間下嘛,我都係幫下你手啫!
MK:蠱蠱惑惑!
寶寶:跟得你多呀嘛!
MK:講真,Noel姐姐都唔錯嘅,不過就...not my cup of tea!
寶寶:爸爸,你唔鍾意飲tea個喎,你鍾意飲鴛鴦個喎! 你杯鴛鴦就喺我部電話裡面丫...
MK:咩呀?隻“癲雞”幾時變咗“鴛鴦”㗎?!
寶寶:咁你想唔想要先?
MK:梗係要啦!快啲send過嚟啦,仲問!

Lily:你個人就係咁㗎啦,成日玩玩下,冇嚟認真!
MK:我邊有玩玩下呀? 我對你認真㗎!
Lily:黐線!

MK:Lily,你成日話我唔認真,玩玩下,我而家喺咁莊嚴嘅法庭入面同你講多次,我對你係認真。坦白係無罪,我對你係真㗎,你信我呀!

第14集:
Lily:你呢頭又追我,嗰頭又針對我嗲啲,你想點樣㗎?
MK:我追你同告你嗲啲間公司係兩件事,我公司分明咋,係咪好MAN呀?

第14集
MK:你成日話我對感情唔認真,其實最唔認真嗰個係你,你將感情嚟做籌碼,我對你好失望呀! 你講得啱,我哋好有距離,由呢一刻開始我唔再鍾意你! 冇人可以阻止我執行公義㗎!

第18集
MK:為咗要取佢個寶貝女,幾多打啤酒都要隊!

MK:係,我係草根出身,論背景,論身份,我拍馬都追唔上你,但講到愛鍚Lily嘅程度,唔會畀你差!

*Credits to winna @ tvb.com, and other kmkm fans

Friday, June 1, 2007

《溏心風暴》 金句

大契金句

★大家_前門捉賊,你_就_後欄放火!(第13集)

★我話係就係,唔使證據!呢度唔係法庭,唔需要證據,我對眼就係證據!(第13集)

★我睇人睇_幾十年,邊個係人,邊個係鬼,我睇得出!(第13集)

★未登天子位,先置殺人刀!(第21集)

★耳聽三分假,眼看未為真。( 第27集 )

★哭有時、笑有時、歡樂有時、悲傷有時。(第28集)

細契金句

★你唔係長子嫡孫!你係野仔!(第1集)

★不賢妻,不孝子,頂趾鞋,無法治!(第1集)

★霸完我個仔,又霸我間舖,乜都要生霸死霸,我前世欠妳呀?(第6集)

★你知唔知我最憎乜_?我最憎_6億呀!(第30集)

★死_都_棺材度挖佢出_鞭屍呀!(第34集)

大鮑金句

★有口也是和,無口也是禾,大家要和和氣氣。(第7集)

★多兒多女多冤家,無兒無女坐蓮花。(第12及15集)

★我真係唔明你_講咩,完全都冇興_!(第24集)

細鮑金句

★你阿媽搵你!你阿爸搵你!你阿婆搵你!你阿_搵你!你阿爺搵你!你阿公搵你!
你阿媽搵你!你阿婆搵你!你阿爺搵你!你阿仔搵你!(第1集)

★女騙子,世紀大騙局,擺明擺檔擺明昆!(第4集)

★甜的吃,苦的吃,酸的也要吃! (大鮑:你再唔講實話,屎都有得你吃)(第
9集)

★呢度唔係財務公司,我更加唔係人肉ETC,係咁!(第28集)

舅父波金句

★無火便是農,農夫個農,有火便是_,_丁個_,我講我姐夫;仲有,有錢便是人,
無錢便是鬼,又係講我姐夫。唉!你_就富貴,我就_丁見鬼!(第7集)

★咪睇佢笑騎騎,毒過響尾蛇呀!( 第26集 )

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Famous Quotations in "The Green Hope"

At the end of every episode of "The Green Hope", it shows quotations from famous people from around the world. When my Great Auntie lent the series to me (back in 2000), the writing was very small and blurry. It wasn't until I got the official TVBI version that I could read the quotations.

Quotations

第一集
所有幸福的家庭,都大同小異,但每個不幸的家庭,卻自有其不幸處。
Episode 1
All happy families resemble one another, Each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
- 托爾斯泰 Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

第二集
「希望」猶如甦醒著的「夢」。
Episode 2
Hope is a waking dream.
- 亞里斯多德 Aristotle (公元前384-322 BC)

第三集
人類的歷史是耐心等待著被侮辱者的勝利。
Episode 3
Man's history is waiting in patience for the triumph of the insulted man.
- 泰戈爾 Tagore, Rabindranath (1861-1941)

第四集
人類擁有一強而有力的武器,叫作歡笑。
Episode 4
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
- 馬克吐溫 Mark Twain (1835-1910)

第五集
濯足清流,抽足再入,已非前水。
Episode 5
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.
- 赫拉克利圖斯 Heraclitus (公元前544-483 BC)

第六集
「我們瀟瀟的樹葉都有聲音回答那風雨。但,你是誰呢,那樣的沉 默?」「我只不過是一朵花。」
Episode 6
"We, the rustling leaves, have a voice that answers the storms, but who are you so silent?" "I am a mere flower."
- 泰戈爾 Tagore, Rabindranath (1861-1941)

第七集
我說不出這心為甚麼那樣默默地頹喪著。是為了它那不曾要求,不 曾知道,不曾記得的小小的需要。
Episode 7
I cannot tell why this heart languishes in silence. It is for small needs it never asks, or knows or remembers.
- 泰戈爾 Tagore, Rabindranath (1861-1941)

第八集
知道為何而活,就知道怎樣熬下去。
Episode 8
A person who knows why to live can bear anyhow to live.
- 尼采 Fredrick W. Nietzsche (1844-1900)

第九集
我們很少想到自己所有的,卻總是想到自己所沒有的。
Episode 9
We seldom think what we have, but always think what we have not.
- 叔本華 Schopenhauer, Arthor (1788-1860)

第十集
不經一番寒徹骨,怎得梅花撲鼻香?
Episode 10
Without going through the polish by windy chill, how could one feel the fragrance of plum flowers?
- 黃檗禪師(唐) Zen Master Huang Bo (Tang Dynasty)

第十一集
羞愧 -- 只有人類這種動物會,或要。
Episode 11
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
- 馬克吐溫 Mark Twain (1835-1910)

第十二集
朋友才能容忍朋友的弱點。
Episode 12
A friend should bear his friend's infirmities.
- 莎士比亞 Shakespeare, William (1564-1616)

第十三集
幾乎所有人都可以忍受不幸,但要試出一個人的真品格,給他權力。
Episode 13
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
- 林肯 Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

第十四集
遇亨通的日子,你當喜樂;遭患難的日子,你當思考。
Episode 14
In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider.
-《傳道書》第七章第十四節 Ecclesiastes 7:14

第十五集
「你離我有多遠呢,果實呀?」
「我藏在你心裡呢,花呀。」
Episode 15
"How far are you from me, O Fruit?"
"I am hidden in your heart, O Flower."
- 泰戈爾 Tagore, Rabindranath (1861-1941)

第十六集
我的榮譽,並非由他人之見,而是由我自己的心所構成。
Episode 16
Our own heart, and not other men's opinion, forms our true honor.
- 柯立芝 Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1796-1834)

第十七集
好好渡過的一天能得安眠,好好運用的一生能得安息。
Episode 17
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings a happy death.
- 達芬奇 Leonardo Da Vinci (1452-1519)

第十八集
如果只想快樂,是很容易實現的;但想比別人快樂,則難,因我們 總以為別人的快樂較他們所有的多。
Episode 18
If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier that other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.
- 孟德斯鳩 Montesquieu (1689-1755)

第十九集
愛乃愛的回報。
Episode 19
Love is love's reward.
- 英國詩人德萊敦 John Dryden (1631-1700)

第二十集
我思故我在。
Episode 20
I think; therefore I am.
- 笛卡兒 Rene Descartes (1596-1650)

第二十一集
忍耐是苦澀的,但其果實是甜美的。
Episode 21
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
- 阿里斯多德 Aristotle (公元前 384BC-322BC)

第二十二集
掌握我們命運的並非星宿,而是我們自己。
Episode 22
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.
- 莎士比亞 Shakespeare, William (1564-1616)

第二十三集
只管面向陽光,那你就看不到影子。
Episode 23
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
- 海倫凱勒 Helen Keller (1880-1957)

第二十四集
知識是只好沒壞的,無知是只壞沒好的。
Episode 24
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.
- 蘇格拉底 Socrates (公元前 470-399 BC)

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Funny Saying in Series

There are many funny sayings in series that make the series memorable apart from the sayings being quotations. From watching series ever since I was 4 or 5 years old, the following ones are the ones I can remember right now.

九彩霸王花
莫閨英﹕豉油好好飲咩﹖
楊八妹﹕咸咸地幾好飲!

網上有情人
郭浩南﹕咩叫發how呀﹖
郭浩東﹕衰個發姣咪叫發how囉﹖

絕世好爸
蕭顯華﹕ 無論黑貓或是白貓﹐捉到老鼠就是好貓! (講國語)

情牽白子櫃
姜心悅﹕十個男人十一個賤!
張二輝﹕黃清清是什麼東西﹖(講國語)

苗翠花
苗翠花﹕此有豈理!
(她說英文說‘Thank You’)
苗翠花﹕生橋! 生橋!

烈火雄心
駱天佑﹕我眼矇啫﹐睇嘢唔係朦嘅!

陀槍師姐
(朱素娥拿起刀大力拍落用毛巾掩上蟹殼度)
陳小生﹕你驚佢認得你呀﹖
朱素娥﹕燒鵝奶未食到就先食塵!

美味天王
素素﹕底胸﹐高叉﹐露背!

難兄難弟
李奇﹕ 哎也! 跌左添反佢!
李奇﹕ 流炆飯呀!

錦繡良緣
程智勇﹕而家呢個是候個太陽好毒㗎﹐我唔曬得o架嗎!

開心賓館
(她打麻吊丟出八筒既時候)
喬楚﹕棺材﹐囉去瞓呀!