I Used to Believe...

I used to believe if you don't wipe your mouth before bedtime, spiders will urinate on your lips.

I used to believe swallowing kiwi seeds will give you freckles.

I used to believe cotton candy came from the clouds.

I used to believe caterpillars could pop bicycle tires.

I used to believe eating a fuzzy peach will give you a hairy tongue.

I used to believe speaking Cantonese meant you were Japanese.

I used to believe cold hands meant clean hands.

I used to believe snap bracelets and people wearing ball caps backwards were cool.

I used to believe the hair on a doll will grow back if you cut it.

I used to believe rain came from the Heaven crying.