"Half of a Lip" - Louis Yuen

半邊咀 - 鄧大巧

臘肉和臘鴨　實在如垃圾
食二頭大鮑　先至有面
花膠常遇見　立誓唔食蜆
剩食松露菌　超貴官燕

極有錢好驚要怕食啲cheap嘢　只因此半邊咀一咬住便會腫
醫生睇症知我病　一張咀半邊脹還勁過胸

萬勿歧視我　患病唔係錯
舊患如臘腸　咀會噴火
日夜搽藥膏　都冇好過

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Personal Note: Finally found this video! Laughed so hard when I first saw it!